matthew wrote:connor wrote:matthew wrote:nihil wrote:matthew wrote:......but like most girls who try to rock and roll with the boys but yet retain some femininity, she'll just end up as a footnote.....I predict.
I predict that because of statements like this, you will never see female genitalia in person.
It's lamentable that someone of your age ought to resort to that sort of humor, nothing.
I agree.
I mean, "female genitalia?" What's that about? Try "twat" or maybe "gooey hoo-ha fun-hole."
The same.
The single most disturbing thing my mother ever said in my presence was the word "twat."
She was taking a nap in the living room, lying on the couch when my dog Dingo jumped up on her legs. For some reason, Dingo's landing didn't wake her and soon Dingo settled into a spot atop my mother's legs. All of a sudden, my mom pops up and throws Dingo off her. Poor Dingo scampers off to the kitchen, scared shitless.
Then my mom screams, "Oh Christ! Her twat was all wet! Oh lord, it touched my leg!"
The end.