I've got the everybody just left from my bbq party and now I have nothing to do but clean up blues.
It sucks, but in a good way. Kinda.
I ve got the ______ blues
82I've got the I've got to get my voice back in shape for band practice tomorrow after getting a surprise upper respiratory infection requiring a 2-week course of antibiotics blues.
Down the chain of causality, I've got the I can't drink for two weeks because of this fucking amoxicillin blues. (Silver lining: I'm a daily drinker, but I like to dry out for an occasional week or so to check myself. This sometimes gets derailed by a shitty day at work or a cookout. Antibiotics give me discipline.)
I've also got the I'm debt free now, but only thanks to kissing most my tax refund goodbye blues.
I've also got the our condo association is too damn cheap/lazy/backward to institute a recycling program despite my constant pestering, so I have to regularly drag a carload of shit halfway across town and think about the carbon footprint involved blues.
I've also got the I'd rather seed and mow the lawn myself than pay condo fees for someone else to not seed and mow it blues.
I've also got the car needs an alignment but I never have the spare time to take it in blues.
Down the chain of causality, I've got the I can't drink for two weeks because of this fucking amoxicillin blues. (Silver lining: I'm a daily drinker, but I like to dry out for an occasional week or so to check myself. This sometimes gets derailed by a shitty day at work or a cookout. Antibiotics give me discipline.)
I've also got the I'm debt free now, but only thanks to kissing most my tax refund goodbye blues.
I've also got the our condo association is too damn cheap/lazy/backward to institute a recycling program despite my constant pestering, so I have to regularly drag a carload of shit halfway across town and think about the carbon footprint involved blues.
I've also got the I'd rather seed and mow the lawn myself than pay condo fees for someone else to not seed and mow it blues.
I've also got the car needs an alignment but I never have the spare time to take it in blues.
iembalm wrote:Can I just point out, Rick, that this rant is in a thread about a cartoon?
I ve got the ______ blues
83FuzzBob wrote:I've also got the our condo association is too damn cheap/lazy/backward to institute a recycling program despite my constant pestering, so I have to regularly drag a carload of shit halfway across town and think about the carbon footprint involved blues.
AHAHA - seconded! These are also part of my blues today.
(except I honestly wasn't really thinking about the carbon footprint angle)
I ve got the ______ blues
84i've got the only-get-the-chance-to joke-around-in-english-on-the-intertubez blues.
I ve got the ______ blues
86I've got the "my four-year-old son knocked a friend's Blackberry in her beer and how the hell are we gonna pay for it" blues.
This complements the "a lot of you people don't have any real problems" blues.
This complements the "a lot of you people don't have any real problems" blues.
I ve got the ______ blues
88I've got the "goddamn motherfucking sun is shining in through the goddamn stained glass window and blinding the living shit out of me if look in any direction that's not facing my monitor" blues.
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
I ve got the ______ blues
89Tree wrote:I've got the "my four-year-old son knocked a friend's Blackberry in her beer and how the hell are we gonna pay for it" blues.
This complements the "a lot of you people don't have any real problems" blues.
She didn't have insurance on a Blackberry? Sorry, but your friend deserves to get screwed on that one, regardless of who was at fault.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert
I ve got the ______ blues
90Mandroid2.0 wrote:Tree wrote:I've got the "my four-year-old son knocked a friend's Blackberry in her beer and how the hell are we gonna pay for it" blues.
This complements the "a lot of you people don't have any real problems" blues.
She didn't have insurance on a Blackberry? Sorry, but your friend deserves to get screwed on that one, regardless of who was at fault.
I actually don't know. My wife has been talking to her, so I'm sort of out of the loop. She told us not to worry about it, but we don't want to be "that friend". You know, the one who spills something at a friend's house, then when the host says, "Don't worry about, it got it", says, "Ok, cool!", and walks away.