Well then, RIP Corndog just made it to the shortlist for a new band name. The Marquis de Rad is getting old, plus we moved and lost a guitarist.


Slowriot, I'm gonna try that bottle thing when I get home today. If that method works, though, I'm going to be calling bottle hits "Albinis." If I hurt myself doing it, though, I'm blaming you.

Crossover post: <3

Hang on...what the hell is a steamroller? Did we cover that?


And RIP Corndog would definitely find its way into my drawer of band t-shirts. Just a picture of a gnawed balsawood stick clutched in a bloody hand...

we are recording tonight and I will be taking the pills and getting dope stoned for it, have not gotten stoned in a long long time but tonight is the night
I'll let you know on what mode the dope was smoked
I always just rolled joints back when I was the type to sit around and roll joints

Ty Webb wrote:Hang on...what the hell is a steamroller?

Picture, if you will, a bong with no water chamber. Picture the 'bottom' of that bong as open (i.e. one huge carb). It will kick your ass. You will cough.

Whoa. That sounds harsh. Harsh and glorious.

You can make one out of a carrot, too.

the.bowlox wrote:You can make one out of a carrot, too.

...potato...

A knife-happy friend of mine even fashions a screen made out of potato when he's in a tuber-bong-carving mood.

kerble wrote:

Nina wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:

a mere 4 minutes later, kerble wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:(OK, maybe there *wasn't* a kerble-mama joke in there after all...)

that's okay, I saw your mama last week and for a joke, I was definitely 'in there.'

Mama did say you way too quick with yer 'punchlines'...

Oh man oh man oh man.....!

Kerb?

yeah, it's true. Arson Smith's mom likes it when I hit her.

Aw shit, man - I may have started something here that I can't finish...
...like that time I got Too High and tried going down on MaKerble (*Huyurlp* )