haha dazed and confused gives me warm memories

it's dull because it's teens hanging around they're not the jesse white tumblers they kinda only stand around

i love the movie black widow 1987 with deborah winger and like rebecca demournay's look alike cousin prob roberta demournay making single white female in hawaii--except get this, the fbi agent is the one swagger jacking the murderous femme fatale, they meet and become bffs and the murderess let's deborah winger sleep with her man and she hasn't even slept slept him yet it's classic then the guy wants the woman he hasn't slept with and the fbi agent is heartbroken turning to the woman she's copying and attempting to take down and the black widow is always honest but also like sorry he broke your heart when you slept with my fiance but he wants to marry me still lol and deborah winger wants to save the guy but the guy wants the widow an the widow is like we can still be bffs after i marry this guy let'sgo scuba diving and stay friends since we know eahcothers secrets and she gives her this f.b.i wink and she prob is going to keep black widowing and debroah winger is like being her maid of honor and the fbi is like bish what are you doing out there in hawaii and i forgot the end but now marvel made a movie manifesting destinies because they don't know when to let sleeping disneys lay and search engines become less and less optimized to my specific searching needs..

how did they turn this into a marvel movie, was it in zero possible ways? i don't blame scarlett johansson though that's like being the best flight attendant you can be on a turbulent flight the way the movie landed same as sopranos with this streaming bs its industries napstering themselves and you can only take hold of the reigns you have by flight attending it and looking as good as you can along the ride

you guys know scarlett johansson, she was my rival during my child actress day.. it was only one day lol they came to chicago to cast home alone 3 and made us wait all day with my mom brushing my hair more than marcia brady to show off my beauty before the audition and then at the end of the day they announced some polite bs thank you and goodbye and then they sent us all home without even a chance.. when i grew up and saw kiss kiss bang bang in high-school I figured that's what happened that day, i was robert downey jr the real curly sue ready for the next installment of a john hughes series but it was some straight to video cash grab that holds faux auditions to show the actors they can get a nobody for cheap labor so that the stars renegotiate for smaller payment contracts so the role was always going to scarlett the way it was always going to colin farrell in kiss kiss bang bang but i was bitter about it and cruised blockbuster when home alone 3 came out like who's this bish? and then one time after that my mom rented me some horse movie and i was upset my mom didn't know it was scarlett johansson from that same home alone 3 thing and my ma said it looked like a good movie she rides horses and im like who is this spoiled beautiful girl that has everything and im in trouble over sassing my mom about her dumb movie and then in the movie she didn't have a mom and i felt bad for her and then then forgot about hollywood and didn't see scarlett johansson again until my guy friends showed me ghost world and my sister showed me lost in translation and im like aww my little rival .. from my acting day lol



haha these movies were all good but it would be fun to see that horse movie again after all these years lol she brushes her hair or has a cool braid at some point.. it's the beginning though that made me all worked up starting the movie grounded for my smart mouth seeing this girl who got the role i wanted now starring in a new movie like poor me being rich having my own pony living on a island with my cool dad spoiled spoiled but then she didn't have the mom and i was like oh that poor kid what a dumb island .. i hugged my mom and told her i liked the movie and she said she knew i would but that pissed me off again like pay attention to my acting career and she's like from that one day i have so many kids how am i supposed to remember every little thing lol and i was definitely grounded that day for my little attitude and then life moved on lol

i looked up "scarlett johansson horse movie" and sure enough the cover art pissed me off and then i notice robert redford directed and got my mom off prob and that's why she gave me the tape, the way father's give their sons playboys they don't need anymore, my mom obvi cruised blockbuster and got a robert redford movie on purpose and noticed it's a kids movie kinda so she handed it off to me like it was a special thing on purpose heres horses now...jeepers home alone 3 was only a year before how could she forget my little acting day, shoving me her used robert redford tape but then there's alot of us lol

also black widow 1987 trailer dont believe the hype at the end because deborah winger still goes into the wedding as the maid of honor after that little comment, and when they went scuba diving deobrah winger backed into a coral reef and the widow took off her own air supply to save deborah wingers life.. it's a moment after that deborah winger flips out and says why didn't she have air huh and then has a doofus moment seeing the coral reef and that's why the widow makes a face at her that's like don't bish at me after i saved your life .. they really stayed friends til i fell asleep and i didn't see the end

So, I watched Bad Ronald.

Simultaneously awful and utterly brilliant. The most I've laughed watching a film in a very long time.

It's here in full. 74 minutes.

https://putlockers.fm/watch/zGWDaldP-bad-ronald.html

^check out the sequel lol where bad ronald gets taken down by sisters and the supernatural

here in full, a bunch of minutes

the link had too many butts in my area looking to chat so i found it here:

https://movgotv.com/movie/bad-ronald/watching/

i gotta watch this and then dave chappelles special so i can defend him and make sense out of life, i will say an angry mob attempting to be woke is so backwards.. like, stand up for what you believe in terms of gender-defining and equality acceptance but dont be the idiot thats woke on dave chappelle thats like singing the mockingbirds song back as an insult.. woke is not your song ya insults.. when did people decide to call themselves "allies" instead of being people, capable of acceptance without catchphrase hashtagable sentimental terms.. my belief is to always accept the reality someone expresses, you have to believe what someone tells you they are because if its yes or no, it must always be yes so that they may never be alone or suffering without understanding.. the result is either believing something that is or is not true by whatever agreed upon defintion but thats secondary to what truly matters: believeing someones experience and reality so they are understood and accepted, who are we to tell eachother who we are? do we value labels over feelings when constructing reality.. are labels truer than emotions when we define the human experience? but it does seem like a majority of those calling out dave chappelle are like.. what were those same folks doing ten years ago for black life? seems like a bunch of newly converted that somehow never figured it out for real using their voice now to erase ignorance from the past but theyre still ignant

A_Man_Who_Tries wrote: Fri Oct 22, 2021 3:05 amBad Ronald

so he avoids prison by imprisoning himself? im waiting for these cops to hear him nibbling .. this is a fun watch but poor ronald, he needs some jesus and a girlfriend.. aww hes up to almost 7 push-ups now, next stop girlfriend.. i dont get the mom not getting him a stripper for his birthday or something, he needs good social interaction

omg is that powdered milk thats an abomination, uh oh hes recreating atlanta instead of going there.. aww ronald go to the baddabing club and enjoy friendship and strippers and become a mob doc theyll feed you
..uh oh too late heres the brady girls moving in.. are their names alfie and allen? either way they'll hear him nibbling through the walls..

\oh boy.. here we go.. he decided one of them is his princess now.. aww ronald.. aww these people are so cute, the mom with her nightgown and conan hair, the dad on the floor doing his sit ups and drinking his beer, maybe ronald will be inspired to keep up his exercises or save the family from an intruder and be a hero before doing his time for manslaughter and then being a member of his new family, they seem cool maybe the princess will like him.. is this happy, can this be a happy movie? ronald looks like if my stepdad had a son with andy samberg, like the brother from home alone, not buzz and not igby and not pete from pete and pete.. omg i looked and i spelled andy samberg right, i paused because my mom was texting me fall scenes and emojis saying our i love yous..

check it out i found bad ronald
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/file ... ealone.JPG

wooaah its the brother of the sister!.. this is a good movie.. does it end happy though? i havent gone this long without weed i need this to work out good for ol ronald..

wow when these people picnic..the dad's filling the igloo cooler with beer, the mom's filling picnic baskets with food and her head..
wow they have 5 cartons worth of eggs in the fridge, one per person? -- wait.. is the mom saying she packed the girls lunches with half a dozen eggs each..?


how do i know the dad? is he the boss from 9 to 5?.. he says he never seen a boiled egg in that house. wut?

all those 7 push-ups and he couldn't get the diary open.. that's a bad ronald, bad ronald.

oh brother shes home alone with the home alone brother
woaahah that is one bad ronald! hands off, brother aww he got paint and egg all over her, telling her about how he can please a princess even though he forgot to ask what shes into .. its prob not this.. omg can she defend herself.. im about to jump in this movie and end you bad ronald lol oooo she can run gooooo! go girl! ronald you need a time out get back you dont know her like that

lol ludacris, its satudayyy oo ooo.. its saturday now.. i guess its been saturday this whole time but i had to have a break so i could cook up some hot links that are vegan with my sweet potatoes obrien

ahh unpausz go girl! shes smart, the p[hone.. oops her diaper, that skirt is too short, not a good time for a diaper flash.. oh no hes whistling without even moving his lips
ahhh h busted in omg shes fast go goooo

he hasnt shown any medical aptitude, and if he pushes another little girl, its his ass.. ill get him, ill go in the movie, the ring goes both ways prob

time out, "dear everybody" yeah thats how girls talk "dear everybody in my family whos names escape me at the moment, i got bad ronald'd. love babs. p.s. this is really babs."

dear babs, too much diaper.

oh baseball... now diaper, its nothing but diaper at this point
aww you dont go after the guy who put the game on, they couldve made friends here

he hasnt done one medical thing!


"youre an intruder and an entraptour" that poetry's not bad, ronald

janeway wrote: Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:28 pm ^is there anything better than big naturals?

The actress in question had some big naturals too, now that you mention it.

VaticanShotglass wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 6:35 pmI love the end when Pugh's character blows off of something and she looks like Poochy going back to his home planet.

I can't help but giggle here because Florence Pugh looks so much like a dog to me. I think she's very pretty, but still. Dogface.

And "Pugh" is almost like "pug", which I also am reminded of everytime I think of the name.

Their childhood is made out to be a big trauma, which it should be, but then later the parents are like eh whatever let's just have fun, and the kids are immediately like eh whatever yeah.

Don't you get it? They are Russians. Like real Russians without a coddled five minute childhood in "Ohio." Russians breath and shit trauma, see?

Ooooh I get it. Cringe.

I don't feel one way or the other about Linklater.

There are intriguing ideas in his oevre, like Before Sunset/Sunrise/Midnight and Boy, I still want to watch these. I've seen Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) before. I watched it because Zoey Deutch is in it, whom I liked very much in the movie Flower (2017) (which is about 50% great and 50% crap). Also in it is Glen Powell, who plays against Deutch in Set Up (2018), a great romcom save for the vomit-inducing ending. But god gracious damnit what a boring movie. The theme is much the same as in Dazed and Confused, except here Linklater is challenging himself with how many purposeless 70s cultural markers he can throw in. This is nowhere near as bad in Dazed and Confused but hey, give him a few years, right?

In particular though, the movie is just infuriating. This looks like it's supposed to be a kind of childhood-adolesence reminiscing and it has seniors bullying freshmen as a kind of fond memory of an exciting rite of passage. Yeah sure some kids get their revenge on a guy later but to the main guy it's just like ok we've beaten the shit out of you, now we can hang. Cool! What the fucking fuck. I hate it.

I'm very uncomfortable with American highschool movies because even when they try to be sympathetic, they're so extremely tiered in their portayal, it's very clear who belongs where, who gets to be a character and who is only there to be joked about. This is not really how D&C works, but I just thought about it.