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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:20 pm
by placeholder_Archive
Porco Dio! These mystery, she is solved! Grazie, signore!
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:56 pm
by Surfrider_Archive
Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?
Because he's a cunt.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:49 pm
by floog_Archive
you know, it's funny...i always thought my mother would catch me masturbating
(jimmy carr)
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:00 am
by benadrian_Archive
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:
Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.
When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?
Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:29 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
One for the Brits:
Jeremy Beadle has a really small cock but on the other hand it's massive.
and much told topical number:
Q: Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon and the other fucks children.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:41 am
by Braden_Archive
chrissummerlin wrote:One for the Brits:
Jeremy Beadle has a really small cock but on the other hand it's massive.
and much told topical number:
Q: Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon and the other fucks children.
http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... el+jackson
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:19 pm
by atdarecook_Archive
How can you tell if your engineer is a people person?
When he's talking to you, he stares at YOUR shoes.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:06 pm
by burun_Archive
I heard a variant of that joke, except with either Finnish or Latvian in place of "engineer"
I laughed.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:23 am
by morze_Archive
why are hipsters so bad at Kung Fu?
-because they never seem to make it past 'white belt'!
~and~
an old asian couple own a chinese restaurant.
after a usual days' work they retreat to their apartment upstairs.
they climb into bed and turn off the lights. the old man, feeling a bit frisky, says,
"i want 69!"
his wife looks at him dumbfounded and replies,
"why you want ginger shrimp and broccoli NOW?"
a tom, a snare and a cymbal fall off a cliff one after another...
"ba-dum-PISH!"
goodnight!
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:54 pm
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
benadrian wrote:Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:
Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.
When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?
Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt
March of 2004. 40th Street Warehouse. I played with my friend Chris Stroffolino's band, Continuous Peasant, and Chris and Hudson Bell and a girl singer backed me up.