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Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:53 am
by Tom_Archive
Best I've heard first hand.
- Hey Baby, I'm Following you home tonight.
- You're so fine, I'm going to chop you up and put you in my freezer. <-A guy I knew successfully used this once.
-Man: I was at the doctor yesterday. Bad news.
Girl: Oh no, what'd wrong?
Man: He said my dick was too long.
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:02 pm
by scott_Archive
"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:05 pm
by Tom_Archive
scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:05 pm
by placeholder_Archive
"I like what I see."
"Do you want to have intercourse? You know, sexual intercourse?"
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:27 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
-Hey baby, wanna dance?
-no
-that's ok, I need a shit anyway
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:36 pm
by offal_Archive
placeholder wrote:"Do you want to have intercourse? You know, sexual intercourse?"
Excellent. I want to put this into my daily routine.
This one is difficult to describe as it requires hand gestures... you make an obvious show of the fact that you lick the tip of your index finger, much the way you would if you were about to turn a page in a book. You then run it down the garment of your subject, flash your bedroom eyes and hit them with "Mmm, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:48 pm
by greg_Archive
-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:02 pm
by endofanera_Archive
greg wrote:-You look old. Have you had babies?
-No!
-You look old.
This made me laugh out loud. Salut!
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:05 pm
by scott_Archive
Tom wrote:scott wrote:"I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body...
would you like one?"
I don't get it.
Seriously?
Pickup Lines
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:15 pm
by johnnyshape_Archive
"That's a pretty dress. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed."
One day.