i was just having a discussion on the classic, 'what's your porn name?' topic. i thought this should happened here. you may use either the 'first pet's name and mothers maiden name' method, or the 'dad's first name and name of the street you grew up on' method. whichever works best.

mine's tiger mcphearson.

my friend matt's is smokey dickey. just try and beat that!

other friend's porn names worth note: john marble, kitty laroche, and dutch johnson(accually a friend of friend, but a trustworthy one)

edit: i find it amusing that posting this thread gave me 'junkballer' status. that would be a good name for a porn film.

same wrote:my friend matt's is smokey dickey. just try and beat that!

Dick Eleven.

i think 'bruce strand' has it all over 'alfie mehus'

I donno which is better?

Smokey Lasee [la'-SAY]

or

Chuck Hickory Chasm

Beetlebomb Brown -or- Tim Maplewood

geiginni wrote:I donno which is better?

Smokey Lasee [la'-SAY]

or

Chuck Hickory Chasm

those are both good 'gay' porn names, smokey lasee being the runner up.

I always heard it was pet's first name & first street you remember living on, which would yield:

Blackie Lonquist

Sundance Earl

dick campfire

or

petunia griffith

millie pasternacki

or

bob toledo