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Crap or Not Crap?

I say this because I walked out into the warehouse and dude is out there watching porn on the computer hacking away at himself, just like that. Like it ain't no thing. Right out in the open.

He's getting paid right now, he's on the clock. I thought I was getting away with something here posting all day and getting paid for it.

Jesus this world has gone loony. Full on loony bird.

I know a guy who claims to have done this at every job he has ever had.
At one point he worked at a Domino's Pizza.

In the bathroom at work? Not Crap, WF about 9.

WHILE DOING YOUR JOB IT IS IN FACT CRAP, WF 0

You are getting paid to rub one off. Think about it. Just like getting paid to lay the deuce, it's one of life's rare examples of justice.


I think that privacy is your issue here.

In private: n/c
In the warehouse: perv

Now he came in just now and asked me some shit like nothing happened, I played it that way. I don't say shit about him smoking weed and I'm not saying shit about him playing with his weiner. He moves shit where I need it moved real fast when I ask so whatever.

I've fucked at work but that was easy to do seeing as I was a bike courier and could just take 'lunch' at the GF's apartment. Last time I jerked off outside home was probably in high school. In a stall, not in class. Anyways Sup, I call Crap if you're doing it out in the open like that guy you describe.

This dude also brings his playstation to work, so he smokes weed jerks off and plays Grand Theft Auto and gets paid for it

Sounds like this dude has it all figured out.

Marsupialized wrote:This dude also brings his playstation to work, so he smokes weed jerks off and plays Grand Theft Auto and gets paid for it

Is he in Mensa?

Masturbating at work, pretty much crap. It's hardly the atmosphere to rub one out, but doing it while you're on the clock, a definite not crap.