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Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:26 am
by caix_Archive
Morning Email Spam wrote:Ha, ha, ha! With a peniss of your's it's only poossible to fuuck a Thumbelinna! Go fix it rright now!

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:03 am
by iembalm_Archive
Now if you would quit visiting those "hung like an acorn" sites, this wouldn't be happening to you.

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:22 am
by sunlore_Archive
Ficken wie ein Weltmeister!

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:24 am
by sparky_Archive
Well, the Olympics are coming up.

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:19 pm
by sparky_Archive
Evening Email Spam wrote:Bodyguards posted outside Jolies vagina


If they polish up their proofreading, these writers should get their own show.

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:41 pm
by lemur68_Archive
caix wrote:
Morning Email Spam wrote:Ha, ha, ha! With a peniss of your's it's only poossible to fuuck a Thumbelinna! Go fix it rright now!


Been wondering what ol' coceng's been up to.

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:28 pm
by LBx_Archive
sparky wrote:
Evening Email Spam wrote:Bodyguards posted outside Jolies vagina


If they polish up their proofreading, these writers should get their own show.

are you Polish EAers going to take this?

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:39 pm
by ironyengine_Archive
caix wrote:
Morning Email Spam wrote:Ha, ha, ha! With a peniss of your's it's only poossible to fuuck a Thumbelinna! Go fix it rright now!


This was my recent favorite as well, until I checked my mail a second ago:
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Subject: Paris Hilton: I Will Give My Body To The Winner Of The French Open

New Evidence Suggests That The President May Be Drinking Again
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and lightning struck twice:
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Subject: Mike Tyson To Fight Michael Jackson

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:03 pm
by spacebar_Archive
I check a "jobs@..." account. It's sort of creepy, the progressive e-mails (whether or not they are supposed to coincide):

"jobs, viagra 30% off"


20 minutes later...
"jobs, viagra 35% off"


then...
"jobs, viagra 50% off"


finally...
"you look really stupid, jobs"

Morning Email Spam

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:31 pm
by Johnny C_Archive
Senator John Mccain Wishes To Have Sex With Model Heidi Klum; Others


Rupaul: Ron Paul Is My Brother!


Haha... wait, what's this?

Larry King shot dead at home - Sampras killed in freak automobile accident


Noooooooooo