SNL tonight!!!!!!!

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OMFG!!!!!!! anybody watching this tonight by any chance? musical guest = Ashley Simpson. second song performance, the drummer starts it up, she's bopping around a little, she looks at the guitar player, he's doing nothing, then her vocal sequence starts up while she has the mic held somewhere near her waist. a bar or two of that, the vocals coming through while she's not got the mic anywhere near her mouth. she does a silly little hopping around thing. the guitars and bass start up just as she's walking off the stage. they play for maybe 10 seconds or so. she never comes back on stage. they cut to the still photo they use to segue in and out of commercials. they cut to commercial.

i was cracking up! that's the worst musical fuck-up i've ever seen, EVER, on teevee. it eclipses by far metallica doing enter sandman, or the even what was to me the previous record-holder, white zombie doing "more human than human" where everything got out of sync with the sequencer. SHE WALKED OFF THE STAGE! THEY HAD TO GO TO COMMERCIAL! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!
LVP wrote:If, say, 10% of lions tried to kill gazelles, compared with 10% of savannah animals in general, I think that gazelle would be a lousy racist jerk.

SNL tonight!!!!!!!

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I decided to watch SNL for the first time in probably 5 years, and sure enough... not only was it still so incredibly not-funny, but so incredibly GREAT to see their "musical" guest fuck up her cue, on cue.
Goddamn, that was a great television moment!
Such a fantistical nationwide display of the fake, the phoney, the fabricated, the frazzled, the fictional, the franic and 'Fuck, I fucked up my cue 'cause I danced two steps too long, so I'll just saunter off stage four measures into the song and cut to a Ford commercial with my tail firmly foiled into my fake, furled ass.'

Absolutely, without a doubt, well worth me staying in tonight to see this calamity of sorry truth.

SNL tonight!!!!!!!

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and then during the closing, she blames it on her band, "my band went into the wrong song" HA! apparently her pre-recorded vocal went into the wrong song, too. apparently if her "band" starts a song, she can't come in at the proper time. HAAA! HAAAAAAAA! priceless. she coulda at least started breakdancing or something, or punching people. that woulda been cool.
LVP wrote:If, say, 10% of lions tried to kill gazelles, compared with 10% of savannah animals in general, I think that gazelle would be a lousy racist jerk.

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