IIRC we had one of these on PRF "Classic".
I read a lot of different types of news feeds at/for work, and today the name of the newest Oklahoma Sooners quarterback caught my eye:
GENERAL BOOTY.
That's right. There is a dude named General Booty.
Apparently, he is a scion of a serious Football Family. Which I wouldn't know about because I do not like football, despite having done statistics for it for 10 years.
This article about General Booty also checks some other incredible sports names. Such as Shitta Sillah and DeColdest Crawford.
Another of my all-time favorites: Scientific Mapp.
What are some of yours?
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2Australian Indy car driver:
WILL POWER.
WILL POWER.
Trey Wrote: "How great must a thread be to miss such a thing? Beans on the penis great, I suppose"
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3Oh, and we can't forget Nascar driver DICK TRICKLE
Trey Wrote: "How great must a thread be to miss such a thing? Beans on the penis great, I suppose"
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4He's retired now but I always liked D'Brickashaw Ferguson for sheer number of syllables.
I'd rather be throwing darts.
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5Creedence Clearwater Couto
at war with bellends
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6My submission to the OG forum was baseball player Rusty Kuntz
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7I imagine this was on the old thread but former Chicago Bears safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is too good of a name to not mention again.
jason (he/him/his) from volo (illinois)
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8I'm a Sabres fan, and while we've watched a lot of bad hockey, we've also had a pretty good few years when it comes to hockey names.
Arttu Ruotsalainen
Zemgus Girgensons
Tage Thompson
Anders Bjork
Drake Caggiula (or Dracula Caligula as I usually hear in my head when I am reading his name)
We also traded away Rasmus Ristolainen last year, but still have 2 other Rasmuses on the team (Dahlin and Asplund)
Arttu Ruotsalainen
Zemgus Girgensons
Tage Thompson
Anders Bjork
Drake Caggiula (or Dracula Caligula as I usually hear in my head when I am reading his name)
We also traded away Rasmus Ristolainen last year, but still have 2 other Rasmuses on the team (Dahlin and Asplund)
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9Kimbo Slice.
gonzochicago wrote: Doubling down on life, I guess you could say.
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10Who did I name on the last thread? Definitely Wonderful Terrific Monds....but was it Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr. or Wonderful Terrific Monds III?
It was III. I hope someday to see Wonderful Terrific Monds IV play.
It was III. I hope someday to see Wonderful Terrific Monds IV play.
dvockins wrote:
That is the most pretentious bullshit I have heard in the last three years and I live in Brooklyn.
That is the most pretentious bullshit I have heard in the last three years and I live in Brooklyn.