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il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 4:41 am
by ChudFusk
signore Roberto Prevosto have achieve da papato

But is he chooch enough?

Choochy: born in Chicago. Not as choochy as New Jersey, but choochy? si

Not Choochy: he gots a BA in mathematics. Chooches don't do homework

Choochy: some say he did not do as much as he could to protect parishioners when he oversaw some predator priests.

Not Choochy: nobody has accused him of attempting communion with their butts

He plays tennis. Is that choochy? I think chooches play handball

His new pope name is Leo. If he named himself after DiCap's then that's mad choochy, respect


Wadda ya think? Dis guy a chooch? Do you even like chooches bro?

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 7:15 am
by Gramsci
He’s a White Sox supporter… Choochy?

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 10:26 am
by jimmy spako
Before the white smoke and all, I thought it would be cool if the new pope took Papa Don Prietsch as their name.

This guy is probably more Papa Jes Wansdabestferyoo.


Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 12:12 pm
by jfv
n00b here, so I cannot say for sure if chooch or not chooch

However, I think he should have just insisted on being Pope Bob.

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 1:04 pm
by Teacher's Pet
Choochy is as choochy does, let's give him a chance to chooch.

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 2:54 pm
by Gramsci
The poll really should have been:

Papa Chooch
Papa Roach.

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 3:09 pm
by joe_lmr
Habemus choocham

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 3:10 pm
by joe_lmr
Gramsci wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 7:15 am He’s a White Sox supporter… Choochy?
I've heard he's from the South Side but supports the Cubs, which is it

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 3:15 pm
by Gramsci
joe_lmr wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 3:10 pm
Gramsci wrote: Fri May 09, 2025 7:15 am He’s a White Sox supporter… Choochy?
I've heard he's from the South Side but supports the Cubs, which is it

Re: il Papa: Chooch / Not Chooch

Posted: Fri May 09, 2025 4:49 pm
by enframed
My wife was exercising in a popular spot in our neighborhood and overheard a conversation in which one person said their mother had a "situationship" with this guy when they were in their 20s.

I'm not sure where that places him on the chooch spectrum.