Hey Guys!!! With Fathers day in no way near by, I thought this would be the ideal time and place to share with you a letter I received recently. Maybe you could thank yer dad you godamnable bastards…

Dads:
The American Experience


[b]An Open letter to all Americans
By Steve “Craig Dean Allen Daveâ€

[quote="Theswede"]And in my day, no self respecting dad would ever handle anything that had the prefix of “wiffleâ€

[quote="Theswede"]A Dad who said “F-you man, I CAN AND WILL EAT A COUCH CUSION!!!â€

my favorite dad is ecstacy dad from hbo's documentary series. nothing like giving your 5 year old x and then doing bong rips with him all night.

[quote="Theswede"]I am a real “dads dadâ€

My own father was a very peculier man. Here is an excerpt from my Diary from last X-mas:

December 26th, 2004

[[i]i]Christmas time was a wonder. This year father bought us a dog which we summarily beat the hell out of. It was a very nice dog, but father told me and my lil cousin that the dog had swallowed the only available anti-serum to the poison that he told us was in the Kikapoo (aka Bug Juice) that we had been drinking. The dog was partially alive, or at least still making a whimpering sound when we opened his stomach to find the precious, precious anti-serum. It was then that fat father told us that he was only teasing us and that we had ruined Christmas again.
What a sweet and sour bastard my father can be, when he shoots up!?!

But as for the morning on the day of kings we had our customary meal of house paint and hosiery, which mom would make in a griddle made of human hair. Oh the smells and sweat!!! After a breakfast period, we all sat on the toilet and had the first of many family moments. It was then that we realized that father had bought a large screen projection television that only broadcast an unflatteringly angled and excruciatingly lit camera angle of yourself on the toilet. How exciting! The image was strikingly detailed and danced magically on a screen so large it was an unavoidable vision during sit down meetings with Cap’n bathroom.

Later that day after the “wheelbarrow thingâ€

the swede wins the award for the poster with
waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands.

yea, well. I'm in a cube.

The Swede has too much mom in his Anne Geddes, if you catch my drift.

WHoa.. ho ho!!!


Vince Clortho... Lets keep this thing on Dads, I kept my thing on yer dad last night!!!!

Burn....