our beloved peer wiggins is unable to reach electricalaudio due to some internet difficulties, so i informed him of this crap/notcrap discussion, as it is obviously of the utmost importance.
xcashxmoneyxhosx: and pegasus vs unicorn, pegasus is winning 4-0
[01:11] redmedicine77: haha
[01:12] xcashxmoneyxhosx: When I analyzed the advantages possessed by each magical beast I came to the final conclusion that the unicorn's advantage was its horn which it could be used to impale the pegasus then serve him up as a sort of magical beast kabob. The advantage of pegasus of course is he can fly and it could use this ability to attain great speed then slam into the unicorn like a magical beast mack truck. Of course it must deftly avoid the unicorn's horn which could as already mentioned could turn him into a magical beast kabob. Also the pegasus could use its wings as a as a sort of battering weapon, i.e. it could extend both forward and flap then rapidly which would knock the unicorn around like the silly magical beast that it is. But of course while flapping Pegasus must avoid the unicorns horn which could impale him and turn him into a magical beast kabob. Victory goes to Pegasus.
[01:13] xcashxmoneyxhosx: Pegasus could Pegapoop all over Unicron's horn, thus disarming him.
[01:13] redmedicine77: the unicorn's horn would be too precious to risk in combat.
[01:13] redmedicine77: much less actually use it as a weapon
[01:13] xcashxmoneyxhosx: i would have to agree with you
[01:14] redmedicine77: if it loses its horn, and that horn falls into the wrong hands, the whole world may be in danger.
[01:14] xcashxmoneyxhosx: unicorn blood makes a person immortal if they drink it.
[01:14] xcashxmoneyxhosx: and only a virgin can capture a unicorn.
[01:15] redmedicine77: i mean, how many pegusi do you think there are?
[01:15] xcashxmoneyxhosx: probably about 39
[01:15] redmedicine77: there must be virgin pegusi
[01:15] xcashxmoneyxhosx: no, i doubt that.
[01:15] xcashxmoneyxhosx: they're horny bastards.
[01:15] redmedicine77: you dont know
[01:15] redmedicine77: there'd be a shit million more, dont you think?
[01:16] xcashxmoneyxhosx: no, they keep their numbers low.
[01:16] xcashxmoneyxhosx: they use birth control.
[01:16] redmedicine77: my thinking is, if they were that horny, we'd be seeing a lot more of them.
[01:16] redmedicine77: you know im right.
[01:16] xcashxmoneyxhosx: no, you're wrong.
[01:16] redmedicine77: you should post this as my vicarious reply
[01:16] xcashxmoneyxhosx: alright.
[01:16] xcashxmoneyxhosx: i will.
[01:16] redmedicine77: and give my vote to the pegasus
[01:16] redmedicine77: this whole conversation
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[01:18] redmedicine77: thats fucking disgusting
[01:18] redmedicine77: keep that shit away from me
[01:18] redmedicine77: and post our conversation
[01:18] xcashxmoneyxhosx: that was on crap not crap as well
[01:18] xcashxmoneyxhosx: I AM JESUS HOMER
[01:19] redmedicine77: im missing all the good shit!
[01:19] redmedicine77: god damn this internets!
two votes for pegasus.
