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Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:05 am
by Loretta_Archive
Hey Guys.

Seeing as we are all offering some selfish love today how about telling me your slang or other words you use to describe this great past time.

Jay Arthur.

Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:15 pm
by Rodabod_Archive
Shivering a beauty

Cracking one off

Cleaning out the pipes

Five knuckle shuffle

Having a chug

Creaming one off

Tam shank

Army tank

Battering one off


The list goes on.......

Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:16 pm
by run joe_ run_Archive

Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:23 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
I like to "catch a whack" here and there.

Past tense: "Yeah, and then grandma called, and then after I got done talking to her, I caught a whack".

Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:37 pm
by Mayfair_Archive
Was in a band with an Engish fellow and his term was..

"A bit of a polish"

...which should never be mistaken for...

"A bite of a Polish (as in sausage)"

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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:47 pm
by themajormiller_Archive
Rub one out

Polish the bannister

Scratch the itch

Milk the man

Release the Kracken

Glue the laundry (if you finish in towels, sock, t-shirts, etc)

Play the Theremin

Slap the bass

Squeeze the cheese

Empty the spit valve

Bleed the freak

Make baby Jesus cry

Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:02 pm
by rachael_Archive
I enjoy this activity, and referring to it as "petting my kitty."

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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:07 pm
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
Killing 15 minutes

Other words for wank.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:11 pm
by rachael_Archive
Angriest_Dragon wrote:Killing 15 minutes


Are you cranky today angel?

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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:12 pm
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
rachael wrote:
Angriest_Dragon wrote:Killing 15 minutes


Are you cranky today angel?


Yes