cum guzzlers win trophies

guys always play ball better when they dont have sex, saving up all that jizz energy gets used properly in game, you can either score in bed or on the field

l.a. shoving pepper up da butts is classic porn star behavior to stay hard, it gives an extra edge and its why we didnt win when we were on ...

we didn't make it to the big show because l.a. shoved cayenne pepper in their butts like hollywood porn stars

they say they put it in their shoes.. and like c'mon..

if we peppered our butts too we would've sacked those sea ffs and had a lovely little football game against the patriots, who we ...

it was a pleasure to lose to the patriots back in '24 when caleb was out there tossing balls to ghosts like he does sometimes, the patriots were lending a hand helping our guys up off the grass practically kissing their helmets

i caught the fourth quarter and it was gentlemen playing the monkeys from wizard of oz

the sea ffs were playing street football when they were way ahead kinda overcelebrating and unnecessary roughness like they were on something legal that makes them rage like they swallow sea monkey jizz ...

out: he acts like catching snakes is a big deal.. it's like fishing except you get paid for it
out: it's like cash for gold for snakes
in: tell me how you really feel

out: he's guilty eating marshmallows
out: haha finally some peace and quiet
out: the house queefs are gone
out: no more yap yap

in ...

yeah so in the 90s it was all true and depressed because we were grieving the man taking over corporate music they figured money could create more carly simon carol king .. you're ruining humanity it can't be bought, can't be taught

pour mainetenant
https://youtu.be/k-1jhOtyNVM?si=Fib_OIZ4RThg7L6-

thanksgiving i was singing in the heat of the night theme song and then i usually joke around with guy friends about who's the boss theme and pretend to punch the punching bag like i'm tony danza ☺️

https://youtu.be/JbP-XpC-kTA?si=EweOdGzJ5wgvPKHS

yay haha

https://youtu.be/haWQkqAxWRY?si ...