Outgoing, to a friend who asked if I would be watching Trump's address:

"Nope. I get anxious thinking that the camera will come up and he'll finally be standing between a couple of heavily-armed, paramilitary-looking motherfuckers in sunglasses. I'll read about it tomorrow."

out: he acts like catching snakes is a big deal.. it's like fishing except you get paid for it
out: it's like cash for gold for snakes
in: tell me how you really feel

out: he's guilty eating marshmallows
out: haha finally some peace and quiet
out: the house queefs are gone
out: no more yap yap

in: doesn't he work with animals? how can you be bad at animals when that's literally your job?
out: it's a hobby the state pays you for
out: catching snakes is like getting paid when you return library books and then getting library books tattooed to your arms
out: little kids do it all the time

in: it says he's a snake wrangler
out: when you spray pesticides on golf courses the job is called goose wrangler
out: snake wrangler is southern slang for donating plasma for a living
in: his wikipedia page says wildlife expert
out: wildlife noticer

Outgoing:

“If NIN were playing a free show in my front yard I would hang out in the backyard”

SENT:

My dearest of Treys...

Feels like I have done or said something to throw you off of our mutual respect, I feel like you did not appreciate my bashing of your country on the forumz lately...

If that is the case, fuck you and fuck Donald Trump on top of your warm body.

I kid.

I would kill you first so you don't have to witness it first hand.

I think we will record this song in a couple of weeks, it will be kind of like a comeback single,we will make a video like Shellac did with Steady As She Goes.

The song in question is in the link, tell me what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvAzUJjb_w

Hope your mom is doing fine and that you're having all the gay sex you ever dreamed about!

Love,
Lu

Received: "Heavy ass chewy box was delivered"

Recieved:

Bluebirds at the mealworms this morning!

Sent:

Saw some on the ground yesterday afternoon

Out: sounds like a plan

In: clean butts