Getting sexual with something that had fo' paws.That said, a true story would be pulling out of a girl who was riding me to nut, only to urinate all over her back instead. Fortunately she mistook the spray for a masterload of semen. Thank god for alcohol.

H-GM wrote:Colostomy Bag.Carry on.Well at least the airport didn't make you check it.

Marsupialized wrote:Damn, you sure had a good time at the PRF BBQ.

owen wrote:so i have been having a really good time with this drum machine stuff. thanks for the advice by the way! my bass player is better at it and took his drum machine back so he could work on stuff. so now i am drum machine less...could you recommend some sort of computer program that i could ...

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benadrian wrote:Lonesome Bulldog wrote:My question: proper angle of rim-mounted SM57s on toms?* Facing dead center, or??*I know I know, the correct answer is "in the rubbish"At risk of sounding like a dick, the proper angle is the one that you think sounds best.Generally, I start wit ha 57 about 3 i...

owen wrote:i have started to do some songwriting with a drum machine as a way to demo new songs for the band. i have never really worked with a drum machine before, but i like the idea of communicating what i see for the new song in this way. the problem i am having is: i record my basic guitar part...

Just keep it crazy simple, like kick, snare, done. Then do your guitar over that. Then you can go back later and add all the other drum stuff, hell change it completely. But you need that basis to start with.

It's ok to run a 16 ohm speaker with a head that does 8 or 4 ohms right? The only thing I need to avoid is a 2 ohm speak on a 4 or bigger number head right? God damn I learn this shit and forget it a day later. Need a tattoo or something, to replace my missing brain.