Mr. Chimp wrote:Sad I am to not make the ranks before the now, was to offer these fine Ralphs for Rank!!

Ralph Nader!
Ralph Wiggim!
Ralph Malph!

What is to stop so much this Rank? Nothing!

Ralph Nader: Maybe is so much the secret George Bush friend! Maybe the George Bush is to send flower and the kisses everyday to say to Signore Nader, "Hey! Mille grazie for to give me the election of the American presidents in 2000!" No good. But this thing I say to you. He is maybe okay stubborn to stand up for these thing he so much believe! This is good thing! I no like the little children who vote for him in 2000, but, Signore Nader, he is okay! Also, is for because of the Signore Nader that the Corvair, she no longer has the front seat guillotine or the 12 gauge shotgun to be in dash of the car. He is to save so many of the peoples by to be so much the stubborn! So, maybe Singore Nader, he is okay by me. And maybe he never kiss girl. Who care. Girls are so much the trouble! Number one!

Ralph Wiggum: Maybe is the funny to eat of the booger on the cartoon? The crazy kid to eat of the booger? No so funny. But is so funny thing for him to say one time, "My neighbor's cat's breath smells like cat food." Ha Ha! Is so much the funny! But sometimes so much these day, he is just the forced funny by the Harvard guy to write "The Simpson", like they make him to put the spaghettis on his head or to spin and fall down with so much crazy. No good, these things. But one time, cat breath joke so good! Number two!

Ralph Malph: Hey, it goes like this: the Richie to the Potsy to the Ralph Malph. Imagine. To be the sidekick to the sidekick! So sad. You are sad number three Ralph Malph. But, Ralph Malph, if you were woman, you would be number one! All women of the red hair, they are number one! They make of me so much the excited! But so sad, Ralph Malph, you are the man, and no so much of one. Number three.

Okay! Rank!

Bigfoot!
Monster of Loch Ness!
J.D Salinger!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
Bigfoot!
Monster of Loch Ness!
J.D Salinger!

bellisimo!


BIGFOOT: For i enjoy this fact, that the bigfoot is always characterized as this sad, lonely giant hairy manape. what the fuck? why is he such a sad bigfoot? if he is real manape, he will be proud that he has huge hairy bigfoot schlong to scare the deer with.

MONSTER of Loch Ness: I call bullshit. This is from a country where the bagpipes come from. bagpipes! Jesus.

J.D. Salinger: this man, he write some good books for angst ridden teens, then he go hide. why he hide? perhaps he is bigfoot.


RANK:

Muhammad Ali
Salvador Dali
Ali Baba and the forty theives

I would've put 'Ali: Fear Eats the Soul', this great Fassbinder film in place of Ali Baba, but is ok, I'll do rank for you!

Muhammad Ali- For what can be said, he is a great man, perhaps the greatest boxer, and what does he get? No, not a grill for what is sticking the meats, but a lame movie with Will Smith. Sorry, Ali!

Salvador Dali- Ho-k. He is of the good painting and the fantastic moustache. A good man, maybe is judged for the moustache. Maybe know for the melting clock, this is like work sometime, the clock that is rubbery to the eye and the endless bullshit! Mio!

Ali Baba and the forty thieves For every rank, maybe needs to be the shortest straw, okay, and you are it. I have these not the energy to make these one.

Rank, these of most annoying in traverse!

He/She, of the tailgating/constantly passing variety!
He/She, of the non-yielding variety!
He/She, of the signaling two seconds before turning variety!

harry pussy
harry s. truman
hairy pussy

Here'a goes:

Hairy Pussy: You are number the one, always the one. Bellisima, with the scent so musky 'a sweet and so soft. You the masked center of my dearest amore. You take the hairy away - you only have'a scratchy cushion 'a pins. Malo! So mucha to say of pussy the hairy, but cannot place the words, but forever the number one.

Harry Pussy: You make'a the music. Music see into mind's eye. Not so sweet as the Hairy one, but good, no?

Harry Truman: You the last. Make evil and paranoya the last years of fifty and more. You start CIA, you drop bomb and kill people in japan with the radiation and sickness. You create american government to make easier to abuse the power and manipulate. Bad man...very bad man - to hope rot in hell.

Make rank with the dicks:

Andy Dick
Dick Gregory
Dick Dale

Ciao,
Geiginni

So sweet is this-a one for the ranking:

1. Dick Gregory: So interesting, is this man! Is a reminding to me, I want more learnings about him. I know he make of the politics and humor the combination, in time of 60s. Very good, is this. And now, many things he does such as-a live, on nothing but liquids he live, a strange diet but interesting, these ideas there! Much more, I want to find out. Dick Gregory is on the heap of top.

2. Dick Dale: With much fierce, he is playing the guitarrisima for the hanging ten peoples! Much fierce! Perhaps, is not enough credit for Dick Dale for his playings of this. A very strange man too, like #1 Signor Gregory. Dick Dale, he is so close for #1, but still is #2!

3. Andy Dick: This man is man of TV show I am thinking. I am knowing little. But I am knowing, he cannot be of sameness as other Dicks! Not is possible! You are last!

The guitarrisima of the Dick Dale gives to me idea for new rankings, please:

-B.C. Rich Warlock
-Ibanez Iceman
-Hamer Slammer

Paul Newman the man
Paul Newman the band
Paul Newman the salad dressing


the man... "still shakin it boss!"
the band ... fender bass VI's sound badass
the salad dressing not bad, but still at the bottom of this list

foul ball hits ankle
no cup, foul tip
wynton marsalis

Friend! Rank these so recent faux pas of Rank!

To make Rank and then to make of this Rank yourself!
To make Rank that is of 2/3 taken from previous Rank by other guy!
Not to make speak of the fake italiano for your Rank!

Grazie! Prego! Okay!

brad! si!

to make a rank and then to rank her yourself, this is to gaze into your own eyes in the mirror. to bend at the reflecting pool and gently to touch the water's surface, as to stroke your beautiful face that you see there. to play 'pocket pool' in public. it is self-gratificatactionizing narcissism, even worse than to type so many words as i do about 'rank' in th first place!!!! as the worst offense (but everyone has to learn! so no problem to do ONCE!!!), this is FIRST PLACE!!!

2/3 of rank is from someone's else, this is maybe sometimes funny, as to put 'wynton marsalis' in there--funny. but no one will rank her....so she is not reallya 'rank!' and to make 2/3 rank from someone b/c she is an 'archetypal rank,' this is ok maybe forgivable, but to pay attention, she is great! she keep you from walk in front of a bus or to leave your mobile phone behind at restaurant or to not be caught in pause of conversation wondering what question you have just been asked! so pay attentione! this thing, it is in second place, brad.

to not to speak fake italian is sad, but not everyone, they are not too comfortable to speak in the fake italian. is like the boat people. the hmong. or maybe the laotian. they come to the elementary school with very much a bowl haircut and funny clothing, and they no can speak no english. they have to take the special class, and they no talk too much! you see, if english (or in our case, brad, fake italian) she is your first language, is so easy to take her for granted. so i pity the peoples here who do not to have so much an ease with the fake italian! DON"t be scared! make a talk to us, and soon you will do fine. ok, so not so bad, third.
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ranque these phrase from the don quixote name of ralph nader!

'corporate pornography'

'liberal intelligentsia'

'relax and rejoice'