Sports Utility Vehicles: I cannot decide what special place in my heart hates them so dear. The folks that drive them, the lack of utility, the names which oddly enough are often a real yuck yuck if you put the word anal before...anal trail blaizer, anal passport, ect. I would find it very appropriate if you had to have a license to buy and drive a SUV. Having proof of its utility, like owning a boat, or trailer, not taking speed humps at 45mph in a crowded parking lot...and by the way SUV's are totally fucking up parking lots. Their proportion in size to the parking space is making getting in and out of my car a real pain. I must get a bunch of stickers with the word anal and wage my war...join me!

This guy named Scott Ritcher from Louisville printed up a bunch of stickers in the 90's that simply stated "Nice Parking Job Asshole." I still laugh thinking about these. I urge you on with your stickers.

What font?

They'll never take off in the UK or Europe, because you wouldn't be able to park anywhere, ever.

Gramsci wrote:They'll never take off in the UK or Europe, because you wouldn't be able to park anywhere, ever.

also, gas is 1,000,000 euros per gallon

ah, gas subsidies! subsidizing my gas habit!

tmidgett wrote:

Gramsci wrote:They'll never take off in the UK or Europe, because you wouldn't be able to park anywhere, ever.

also, gas is 1,000,000 euros per gallon

ah, gas subsidies! subsidizing my gas habit!

Yeah, you guys are in for the shock of your lives the day you start paying for gas the same as most folks.

In the UK petrol is $4 a gallon.

Gramsci wrote:They'll never take off in the UK or Europe, because you wouldn't be able to park anywhere, ever.

Drive through Fulham and Chelsea during rush hour, mate. A Range Rover may not be a SUV, but it's darn close. They're completely unnecessary when you live in the fucking city, and our capital seems to be teeming with them.

Double post. WHOOPS!

Rimbaud III wrote:

Gramsci wrote:They'll never take off in the UK or Europe, because you wouldn't be able to park anywhere, ever.

Drive through Fulham and Chelsea during rush hour, mate. A Range Rover may not be a SUV, but it's darn close. They're completely unnecessary when you live in the fucking city, and our capital seems to be teeming with them.

I know, it's shit.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Gramsci wrote:They'll never take off in the UK or Europe, because you wouldn't be able to park anywhere, ever.

Drive through Fulham and Chelsea during rush hour, mate. A Range Rover may not be a SUV, but it's darn close. They're completely unnecessary when you live in the fucking city, and our capital seems to be teeming with them.

I know, it's shit.

First Blood. Part II