I just wanted to make everyone aware of this abomination:
http://www.gibsonmagic.com/digitalguitar.html

According to the brochure:

"In other words, the limitations of analog technology are completely removed. A guitarist can run a cable over 2000 meters with no loss of audio quality. "


2000 meters. Hmm.

The network went down, now I can't play guitar anymore!!! Oh no!

That's neat though. I can dig it.

i read a blurb from gibson that says one of the advantages is that you can have different levels of distortion for each string of the guitar. i guess thats better for some reason.

this is obviously for people who want that incubus-esque, "zero-gravity," pristine guitar sound. thumbs way down. CRAP.

Definitely not as cool as the Hagstrom Patch 2000

I'm just really happy to see that someone finally found a use for the ruggedized RJ-45 jack that Neutrik makes (in the Canon/XLR barrel for those that didn't notice).

I've been trying to find a use for those for some time now, but could not find justification for it on any of my projects. It looks cool though.

Looks like Neutrik will be inventing some award to give to Gibson too....

Can we change the options on this poll to "Gay" and "Not Gay?"

This guitar is fucking gay.

this thing is retarded for so many reasons, it's not even worth getting into

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