itchy mcgoo wrote:I'd swaddle it in my bed linens, draw an amusing, pained face on it with my diseased spittle and then use it as a puppet to plead with nurses for deathbed bacon.
if you need bacon, do what these two do:

this is "The Baconface."
It works, I am ashamed to admit.
rows his one potato at Rysie's head, dies happy:
