Hexpane wrote:I noticed these cowards like to sneak out of the restroom w/o washing their hands, when I am in a stall. Fucking pussies wouldn't dare if I was policing that sink.

That being said the position of some of the stalls doesn't allow for shoe detective work. We also have a mix of consultants, temps, contractors and sometimes visitors.

how do you fellow cube dwellers combat this obvious sin? I've toyed w/ a mass mailing but it only impacts full time employees, i have no way of knowing the extent of contractors we have.

Should I just put up a sign?

WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU TOUCH YOUR DICK OR I WILL BREAK YOUR DIRTY FINGERS YOU FILTHY COWARD!

I've already lost my war w/ facilities about how this building doesn't clean the bathrooms correctly, by correctly I mean things like cleaning dried shit off toilets and dried piss off urinals.

The response was that the bathrooms are cleaned after hours by the janitorial staff and that if I "notice a problem please call the building manager" In response to my concern about how the bathrooms are given the once over at 6pm, and then left untouched all night/day until the next 6pm, aside from the porter who empties the trash 1x day.

We are talking 20-40 men using 2 urinals and 3 stalls all day long. They also told me they will not mop during the day because its "dangerous" I mentioned to the director of facilities how other buildings that we own (this one is rented) are much cleaner and have posted cleaning schedules. His response "we have removed cleaning schedules from all restrooms now"

Who has pictures of him nakked? Fucking pussy. If the economy were better I would have escalated the issue but at this point I can't do anything outside of my job responsibilities for fear of retribution.

I really am no neat freak, but 1 cleaning per day, and that "cleaning" is really the mexican guy emptying the trash and spending all of 6 minutes to clean 3 stalls and 2 urinals that took a fucking pounding.

At 7am the next day, the urinals still smell like homeless park bench jones.

Obviously taking video and posting it on a website is out of the question since I am a corporate employee in CA, (at will)

i've heard from the women that "the lady's room really isn't much better"


And who are these fucking pussies who pee in a shitter stall? Small dicked puss bags. I actually caught one guy I work w/ directly doing this. He wont pee next to anyone. Freak

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Your coworkers' OPS* is an insane 2.418














*Office Pee Shenanigans

lemur68 wrote:

daniel robert chapman wrote:

lemur68 wrote:I saw a 19-year-old lunkhead at work:

--not lift up the seat
--piss all over the seat
--not wipe off the seat
--not flush
--and not wash his hands.

How long did it take you to drill the spyhole?

20-25 seconds.

I could have done it faster, if I hadn't already started jacking off.

lemur68 wrote:I saw a 19-year-old lunkhead at work:

--not lift up the seat
--piss all over the seat
--not wipe off the seat
--not flush
--and not wash his hands.

garble wrote:a guy from wyoming and a guy from new york are peeing at the urinals. They both finish, and the new york guy starts to walk towards the sink, while the wyoming guy makes for the door.

The new york guy says, "where I come from gentlemen wash their hands after they use the restroom."

The wyoming guys stops for a second and then says, "where I come from gentlemen don't piss on their hands!."

Colonel Panic wrote:A US Marine officer in full dress blues is at a banquet hall attending a wedding reception for a friend. He walks into the public washroom, approaches the urinal and starts to do his business when an officer of the US Navy, also in dress blues, enters and begins using another urinal.

The Marine finishes up and is on his way out the door when the Navy officer says, "In the Navy they taught us to always wash up after using the head."

The Marine replies, "In the Marines they taught us not to piss on our hands," then exits the room.