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244I took my two young sons to the Mets/Assholes from Pennsylvania game today. Never have I been so proud. My seven year-old son, who is the sweetest kid you would ever want to meet, heckled these jerk-off Philly fans, who were inexplicably celebrating their series loss and descent into second place.
My son: What's wrong with those guys?
Me: Their daddys didn't love them enough.
My son: Why are they getting on that train?
Me: Because that's the train to second place, son. It's a short ride home for us winners, but a long, bleak, odyssey for drunken retards who insist upon living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Kid: What?
We neglected to sit in the seats assigned to us by our tickets, but rather, some seats that ruled. - win.
We won. - win.
We're in first place. - win.
We had ice cream. - win.
My five year-old saw his first baseball game. - win.
I gotta say it was a good day.
I did have to use my A-K, which is unfortunate, but still...
My son: What's wrong with those guys?
Me: Their daddys didn't love them enough.
My son: Why are they getting on that train?
Me: Because that's the train to second place, son. It's a short ride home for us winners, but a long, bleak, odyssey for drunken retards who insist upon living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Kid: What?
We neglected to sit in the seats assigned to us by our tickets, but rather, some seats that ruled. - win.
We won. - win.
We're in first place. - win.
We had ice cream. - win.
My five year-old saw his first baseball game. - win.
I gotta say it was a good day.
I did have to use my A-K, which is unfortunate, but still...
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245The Orioles got their 1st win on a Sunday since April 6th against the Angels.
Their record on Sundays is now 2-15.
Fuck you God and your hatred of Baltimore.
The GWRA!
Their record on Sundays is now 2-15.
Fuck you God and your hatred of Baltimore.
The GWRA!
Rift Canyon Dreamspwalshj wrote:I have offered you sausage.
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246Dr. Venkman wrote:I took my two young sons to the Mets/Assholes from Pennsylvania game today. Never have I been so proud. My seven year-old son, who is the sweetest kid you would ever want to meet, heckled these jerk-off Philly fans, who were inexplicably celebrating their series loss and descent into second place.
My son: What's wrong with those guys?
Me: Their daddys didn't love them enough.
My son: Why are they getting on that train?
Me: Because that's the train to second place, son. It's a short ride home for us winners, but a long, bleak, odyssey for drunken retards who insist upon living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Kid: What?
We neglected to sit in the seats assigned to us by our tickets, but rather, some seats that ruled. - win.
We won. - win.
We're in first place. - win.
We had ice cream. - win.
My five year-old saw his first baseball game. - win.
I gotta say it was a good day.
I did have to use my A-K, which is unfortunate, but still...
Philadelphia--the one thing New Yorkers and Western PA'ers can agree on.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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247Dr. Venkman wrote:We won. - win.
We're in first place. - win.
We.
Fuckin' we.
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248yin's are kinda cool when your not leaning all over me drinking you miller lite.--Last phillies game experience. We lost that one too.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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249Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:madlee wrote:he was out at the plate.
To whom do you refer? If you refer to Justin Morneau, then you are wrong.
that heel isn't touching the plate. toes touch glove before heel touches plate.
venkman, that's some bold ass writing for only being up 1 game after going on your little streak. August and September aren't very kind months to the mets. Let's revisit this post in a month and a half.
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250Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Dr. Venkman wrote:We won. - win.
We're in first place. - win.
We.
Fuckin' we.
Yep. I guess I'm that guy. Fuck it.