I had something wrong with my eye, it was all red and hurt like a bastard and was leaking.
This woman I work with, she's an old women from Africa. She tells me to put milk in my eye.
Milk? Just pour milk in my eye? Why would I pour milk of all things in my eyeball?
I figure I should probabaly do what she says, her being an old woman from Africa and all. Sounds weird but hey, who would I trust more? An American doctor? They don't know shit from shit.
Last time I went to a doctor he looked at what I showed him was wrong and he says 'I have no idea what that is'
Well, what should I do oh wise doctor?
'I have no clue what you should do'
Thanks, here's your 2 hundred and fifty dollars.

My eye now feels a million times better.

We got my 3 year old daughter a bike. When we brought it home, my wife said, "What do you want to name your new bicycle?"

"D.O.A. Princess."

vockins wrote:"D.O.A. Princess."

WOULD SEE.

I had to fill out a questionnaire today for testing that I've been putting off.

The questions were all general type psychological stuff, really vague, but some I had to answer positively to, in the interests of truth and all that, and now I'm starting to worry a little about myself.

Strange. I generally think these things are meaningless, and I still do, but some things on that test gave me pause.

Marsupialized wrote:I had something wrong with my eye, it was all red and hurt like a bastard and was leaking.
This woman I work with, she's an old women from Africa. She tells me to put milk in my eye.
Milk? Just pour milk in my eye? Why would I pour milk of all things in my eyeball?
I figure I should probabaly do what she says, her being an old woman from Africa and all. Sounds weird but hey, who would I trust more? An American doctor? They don't know shit from shit.
Last time I went to a doctor he looked at what I showed him was wrong and he says 'I have no idea what that is'
Well, what should I do oh wise doctor?
'I have no clue what you should do'
Thanks, here's your 2 hundred and fifty dollars.

My eye now feels a million times better.

An elderly Guyanese man told me recently that the best cure for migraines is "to crush a head of lettuce and drink the juices." I asked him what kind of lettuce--ice berg lettuce? "Any kind of lettuce," he said.

Marsupialized wrote:I had something wrong with my eye, it was all red and hurt like a bastard and was leaking.
This woman I work with, she's an old women from Africa. She tells me to put milk in my eye.
Milk? Just pour milk in my eye? Why would I pour milk of all things in my eyeball?
I figure I should probabaly do what she says, her being an old woman from Africa and all. Sounds weird but hey, who would I trust more? An American doctor? They don't know shit from shit.
Last time I went to a doctor he looked at what I showed him was wrong and he says 'I have no idea what that is'
Well, what should I do oh wise doctor?
'I have no clue what you should do'
Thanks, here's your 2 hundred and fifty dollars.

My eye now feels a million times better.

Marsup, probably drinking a glass of milk & then standing inverted on your head, in a yogic position would be the best way for the milk to be retained in your eyeball.

After showering, I put The Final Cut in the boom box. I haven't listened to it in years. Now I'm going to go downstairs and watch Breathless (1960) for the first time with one of my housemates.

i was fucking around while playing the guitar and inadvertently played the riff from springsteen's "glory days."

so, with that song now firmly in my head i came to the machine to play it on seeqpod. i search, load, and play. it is not "glory days."

it's "the dream police" by cheap trick.

I prefer Glory Days, myself.

The Boss wrote:I prefer Glory Days, myself.

so do i.