fishingrhod wrote:
sex might improve as well.

You could do an impressive shocker too.

--looking for dick on all the wrong faces

Shorten gestation time.

okay, so I've been laughing out loud at home alone waiting for my band folk to get here, and I've got to say that teeth are a serious issue, and they def. need to be fixed before we can spit venom. I'm just putting it out there. Also, I'd really like to be able to use my brain as a Yottabyte storage for my computer.

perfect selective memory. You can weed out the stuff you want and don't want in your brain.

indestructible eardrums.

it would be cool not to have to worry about listening to an exremely loud band.

Instead of zits you would break out in pert phlegmatic nipples.

Rotatable mandibles in your armpits for carrying extra grocery bags home from a store.