My god, glistening cellulite over a bald head? I must say that one man who is awesome and huge....is TAD, he will destroy you, but he's a friendly guy too! The real question is would you guys get a toupee if you were balding? What about gastric surgery to lose weight? Neither for me at least, I've got a hat and a pair of boots.

I don't ever want to lose my hair. As for the whole weight thing, you can lose it. Shit, do one road-trip of any sort and you'll fast find out if you're a gainer or a loser. I wonder if truckers feel like rockers sometimes...