Citizen Kaned, an interwar thriller in which Orson Welles inherits a sugar plantation and stumbles into the delights of communal self-flagellation.

X-rated version of an old Disney classic.

Beauty and the Breast

sparky wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:23 am Citizen Kaned, an interwar thriller in which Orson Welles inherits a sugar plantation and stumbles into the delights of communal self-flagellation.

Weird Al wrote:Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it soooo haaaaard

High-impact martial arts meets drug-aided powerhouse in a crossover event for the ages.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drago

ErickC wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 8:47 pm

Weird Al wrote:Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it soooo haaaaard

I remember that incident! I also remember some drunk at university explaining to me that the punishment was perfectly justified because he would be very sad if he had a nice car ruined by spray paint, and that he too would wish corporal punishment on a vandal, as cars are valuable things, especially expensive ones. "I mean, maybe not the cane if it was just a Renault Clio, but definitely for a Mercedes."

Same as before except they shoot off his dick instead of his hand.

Robocok

Very hamfisted allegory on immigration where an alien travels to Earth and after first meeting hostility finds himself in the company of deceptively friendly humans who in reality are plotting to kidnap him to use for experiments.

E.T. Out

Just outside of Guadalajara, the spirit of Federico Krrrrrrrugerrrr haunts the nightmares of local street kids. His sharpened maracas ready to claim fresh souls. Ay caramba!

A Nightmare on El Street

Premium channel interspecies erotica:

A Fish Balled Wanda

An unflappable investigative reporter has a knack for getting in too deep where certain nefarious power brokers would rather have him dead; he is unfortunately given away by his near-constant and ever present gas.

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