He's gonna past you back to the take
to ass the playey games that shit suck

i love colin jost
so put another dime in the jukebox baby

it sounds like it because its true

Herbert Grönemeyer: Mensch

Es is' OK
brauch' kein Kaufbeleg
in der Spargelzeit
bin ich zu jedem Scheiß bereit

"Honesty" by Billy Joel

Aubergine
Is such a funny word

Sing,
Sing a song
Sing out loud,
Sing out wrong

Not the same thing, but I like to sing Psycho Killer to the tune of Sugababes' "Overload".

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I'm on overload...

r.e.m.'s "crabby hungry people"

Rocketman, squeezin' on the dick when everyone's home

from London Calling by The Clash:

The ice age is coming
The sun's zoomin' in
Meltdown expected
The Wheaties Corvette

Inspired by this meme:


"Mon-aaaah!
Tell Samantha not to walk my way!
Tell Samantha not to hear my words, what they mean what they say.
Mon-aaah!..."



Inspired by an excess of Latvian potato jokes from a friend:

"The FFA took my potato away, they took it away, away from me
The FFA took my potato away, they took it away, away from me..."