- The daddy longlegs possesses venom powerful enough to kil a full grown human, but its fangs are too small to inject one.

- Marilyn Manson had several of his ribs removed in an operation in order to perform autofellatio.

losthighway wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:55 pm - Marilyn Manson had several of his ribs removed in an operation in order to perform autofellatio.

Come on, that one is true.

Surge was banned because it made your balls shrink

Tanning your balls makes you produce more testosterone.

enframed wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:02 pm Tanning your balls makes you produce more testosterone.

Common misconception. It's your gooch that absorbs the sunlight into your dang lows. It's called Brotosynthesis

The girl with the dog and the peanut butter

Shaving makes your body hair thicker.

Carmex contains fiberglass.

losthighway wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:55 pm - Marilyn Manson had several of his ribs removed in an operation in order to perform autofellatio.

He also played the role of Kevin on Mr. Belvedere.

I never performed the Bloody Mary ritual because I don't believe in her, but, still, that's bad juju. I also don't fuck with ouija boards, Hasbro or otherwise. Bad juju.

ChudFusk wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 12:40 am The girl with the dog and the peanut butter

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