Even a tin eared simpleton like me that believes Wipers are overrated knows that Wipers have better songs than 'Return of the Mack'. But 'Return of the Rat' is not such a song. It's a fine song, but The Mack, it delights me. When it comes on I strut like a goon to the beat, shit-eating grin plastered to my face.

Snarky third etc: I would place The Misfits 'Return of the Fly' above Rat, but beneath Mack. It is one of the lesser Misfits tunes. Astro Zombies or Spinal Remains perhaps, these I would rate above poll choices. But these are not Returns.

Return of the Durutti Column is The Best Return, better than all of the above, but is album, not song. So.

Mack.

Why does dude call his debut single RETURN of the Mack?

brephophagist wrote: Wed Sep 10, 2025 10:36 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWl8jyk2MsQ

Chameleons > Wipers > Tax Return > Return of the Mack

cheating, but:

https://youtu.be/J4gqvYfQg6o?si=575PsuV4odF-F25p

mostly for the cough at 0:38, which was edited out of the official release.