Sounds like a line out of a Vladimir Sorokin story.Lu Zwei wrote: Fri Dec 19, 2025 12:19 pm
I would never judge a person taking a shit in front of me. I would judge a person taking a shit on me behind my back.
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22I am a prophet!
Nothing major here. Just a regular EU cock. I pull it out and there is beans all over my penis. Bean shells all over my penis...
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23Thunderdome: Pooping in front of your significant other vs. Pooping behind them
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24Last posts remind me of a popular but rather nasty expression we sometimes use here in Spain; When you see an incredibly hot woman you'd say; "la dejaría que me cagara en el pecho", which kinda means: "I'd gladly allow her to take a dump on my chest"
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25I like to have the bathroom to myself when I'm getting ready; I try to extend this courtesy to my wife and give her some uninterrupted space.
That said, in the rare occassion when unfortunate circumstances arise, is this really *that* big a deal? I mean, y'all are fucking, right?
That said, in the rare occassion when unfortunate circumstances arise, is this really *that* big a deal? I mean, y'all are fucking, right?
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26Been there, done that! But on my lower back... It felt warm and soft, and we were never as close as then!Vibracobra wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:29 am Last posts remind me of a popular but rather nasty expression we sometimes use here in Spain; When you see an incredibly hot woman you'd say; "la dejaría que me cagara en el pecho", which kinda means: "I'd gladly allow her to take a dump on my chest"
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Nothing major here. Just a regular EU cock. I pull it out and there is beans all over my penis. Bean shells all over my penis...
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27Probably sharing a hole with that shit too.M.H wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:49 am That said, in the rare occassion when unfortunate circumstances arise, is this really *that* big a deal? I mean, y'all are fucking, right?
Nothing major here. Just a regular EU cock. I pull it out and there is beans all over my penis. Bean shells all over my penis...
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28I grew up hearing the phrase,"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."Vibracobra wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:29 am Last posts remind me of a popular but rather nasty expression we sometimes use here in Spain; When you see an incredibly hot woman you'd say; "la dejaría que me cagara en el pecho", which kinda means: "I'd gladly allow her to take a dump on my chest"
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30I grew up in a door open to pee household. It was definitely closed for the second round.
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