kerble wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 3:41 pm

penningtron wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 3:37 pm

kerble wrote: Tue Feb 10, 2026 2:57 pm Michael A. Jordan

Michael Air Jordan?

There's two of them, innit?

C Michael Jordan! Jordan, Michael, Jordan! Michael Jordans.

Uh, okay. I guess the movie was alright.
I got some hype before seeing it, not knowing much else than it was vampire movie and thought "this is a serious and important movie" and was kind of baffled by it.

NC, WF: 2,4.

I still do not understand this movie. I have no idea how this movie really moves anyone above what True Blood did for 10 seasons.

If I was ever gay, I would let Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgård Eiffel Tower me until I die of exhaustion.

Fuck Sinners and fuck their stupid ass vampire songs, and fuck everyone for making it more than what it supposed to be.

CRAP.

Lu Zwei wrote: stupid ass vampire songs

I'm not going to watch this, but there are songs?!?!

zorg wrote: Wed Feb 11, 2026 12:39 pm

Lu Zwei wrote: stupid ass vampire songs

I'm not going to watch this, but there are songs?!?!

DUDE. Like really meaningful songs. Like they are culture breaking!

Finally watched last night - I’m bewildered this won awards! A slick Hollywood Mish mash that can’t gets its story straight. The weird mix of themes (earnest self determination, the power of music) vs Tarantino style schlock just doesn’t work… and what’s w the oral sex fixation?! The whole thing had Baz Luhrman vibes - big, loud and visually shouty but nothing to offer in terms of character or story…blockbuster schmalz

As my astute daughter said, the film kept telling me how I feel about the characters, problem is I didn’t feel any of it. Basically a Marvel movie wrapped in a really effective period evocation of the South.

Iancee wrote: Wed Feb 11, 2026 3:17 pm The whole thing had Baz Luhrman vibes

Kiss of death.