The correct answer to this poll is, of course, "both." But, as I must choose, I say piping-hot-but-still-flexible-and-oh-so-chewy next to a heaping pile of scrambled eggs. If only it weren't for the cholesterol...

Mr. Chimp wrote:Burn it crisp, just before carbon. This is nice and delicious heaven.

My wife likes it this way, but I say "blasphemy!" You cannot taste the bacon this way.
Actually I have a long and torrid past with pig meat in all it's forms. My love for swine meat, she is deep and she is real.

I have the perfect method of cooking bacon. It takes patience, but the result is well worth your time and effort. This is for the fans of non-crispy bacon, because crispy bacon is crap.

Over a medium flame cook your bacon. The trick is to turn over the bacon slices every twenty seconds or so. If you do exactly as I say, and constantly flip the bacon, it will be lovely.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:A warning:

Stay away from turkey bacon. Now, I like turkey and soy versions of real meat - and I like the real meat too. I like it all. But turkey bacon, frying on the stove, smells like burning plastic. And it tastes like feces. Feces that's past the date on the package. The feces package. I don't know, stay away.

Perhaps the turkey you have consumed was of the rancid variety.

Turkey bacon from my local coffeeshop is quite tasty.

Bacon is wonderful, but i can't help feel guilty about eating any animal.
I am well aware of the sacrifice of life which makes me even more of a hypocrite!

Now crumble up some of that fried swine and throw it in my omelette!

My friend Rik entered and won a competition for a Moo and Oink jingle contest.

his winning song is incredible:
Rik Franklin- "Put it in My Mouth"

we were treated to a Moo and Oink themed barbecue with his prize money.

hundreds of dollars of meats.


the other songs are here.

I like "Shop at Moo and Oink" by Kenlo Key and "More than Just Meat" by Priority.


enjoy.


Faiz

Neat. I'd been watching those and his was my favorite. That and whichever one managed to integrate all the M&O locations, friendly service, and accepted payment methods into the rap. I can sorta see why they went for simplicity in the end though.

Vegan bacon bits = not crap.

I voted Sandwich.

Here is the bacon sandwich I made and ate a few days ago:

Thick-cut bacon from pigs NOT FED A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHEMICALS, and NOT BURNED TO A CRISP, with ORGANIC FUCKING HEIRLOOM TOMATO SLICES lightly salted & peppered, and real mayonnaise (NOT FUCKING MIRACLE WHIP), on a fresh-baked kaiser roll.

Aw yeah.

Bacon was my gateway meat after a decade of veggiedom.

I like bacon all on its own or in a cobb salad.

Bacon!

i likey bacon. but one time i got greedy and ate a whole pack of that stuff in one go..... needless to say i shat myself hollow a mere hour and a half later. man did that stink up my apt. thank god i was single then!

How about crumbling a couple slices of bacon into mashed potatoes that have been heavily infused with parmesan? AW YEAH.

I've known a few different people who claimed to be "vegetarian, except for bacon." Hee. Seriously, I can understand this stance, but I don't think one is allowed to claim vegetarianism at all if one eats pigs.

Along with Asia Argento's mouth, bacon is the only credible evidence of a benevolent god of which I'm aware.