I used to be a veggie, but now i love bacon. especially as a quick hunger fix. How do you prefer your bacon?

i cannot choose! i'd eat bacon with everything!

Upon reading this, I immediately walked to the fridge and then the stove and made myself a bacon sandwich. Chomp!

Thanks for reminding me that I had bacon in the fridge, hip priest.

btw:

the interweb wrote:kerble
farmer

Neat.

Just munched mine down. It was pretty damn fine. How was yours?

eaten. Delicious.

I as well have just enjoyed a large amount of bacon for breakfast/lunch. Bacon is a necessary element of consumption after sleeping so long it clocks as hibernation.

Burn it crisp, just before carbon. This is nice and delicious heaven.

The pig, this kind animal she not so stupid as the cow or chicken is stupid. Maybe dog-smart, is smart enough I no like to eat much.

My neighbors have these kind pig in the big birdcage in front of house. Many days I go to give her bananas or the Dofu and we talk, is so nice. Is no matter my Chinese so terrible. This pig she say "oof oof oof" and is make me smile.

Why to eat the pig? Is not for necessary. Inside the pig she have the kidney and lung and heart is so like the human one. Is close to home. Let the pig say "oof oof oof." She is not say bad things about your mother. Just to say hello.

Total treyf





-Noah

LAD wrote:The pig, this kind animal she not so stupid as the cow or chicken is stupid. Maybe dog-smart, is smart enough I no like to eat much.

Pigs are intelligent but I heard you should never turn your back on a pig, Apparently they have a vicious bite. Maybe this is why we should eat them at every given opportunity.

A warning:

Stay away from turkey bacon. Now, I like turkey and soy versions of real meat - and I like the real meat too. I like it all. But turkey bacon, frying on the stove, smells like burning plastic. And it tastes like feces. Feces that's past the date on the package. The feces package. I don't know, stay away.