Linus Van Pelt wrote:

howiemarx wrote:everything should be wrapped in bacon.
everything.

Bacon up that sausage, boy!

I've actually had a sausage wrapped in bacon before. Thank you Doug!

atdarecook wrote:Hey try this.

Put Bacon on a toasted English Muffin with some peanut butter.

And then you eat it.

You can thank me later for that.

Better yet:

Bake a whole butter-slathered loaf of bread, slice it lengthwise and hollow it out, fill in one slice with with peanut butter and the other with jelly, layer a pound of sliced bacon in between, eat the whole fucking thing, then die being the owner a 40-pound impacted colon.

Bacon is not crap.

From age 14 to 25 I was a vegetarian. As mentioned before, Bacon is the vegetarians downfall. I caved in to bacon lust for a few years but I felt sorry for smart as dogs pigs and I now don't eat mammals, just birdies and seafood.
I don't know what to vote. Bacon and egg sandwiches are deelish but I don't touch 'em these days.

I need to stop eating this stuff.
At least 5 meals a week have bacon.

Bump

There would be no Islamic terrorism if Muslims ate bacon.

Muslims, you need this.

So tasty.

The existence of bacon and egg sandwiches alone make this poll impossible.

I agree that everything ought to be wrapped in bacon, including bacon itself.

I had some extra-thick bacon with the rind (important!) just this weekend. It's very fatty, so it's almost like the strips of fatback my grandmother used to fry up for me. My girlfriend can barely finish one, but I took down four big ones and after my heart attack I was ready for more.

I noticed that a tiny bit of white-green mold had formed on the edge of a few slices of bacon. Just the barest bit. In my dedication, I scraped it off and cooked it up. I figured the heat would kill remaining nasties. Hell, aged beef gets a whole fuzzy coat of the stuff and they serve it in the finest restaurants. If it's good enough for Peter Luger's steaks, it's good enough for my bacon.

Rimbaud III wrote:There would be no Islamic terrorism if Muslims ate bacon.

Muslims, you need this.

So tasty.

The other day, Electrons, his wife and I made bacon wrapped porkchops, just because we could.

Freedom is a good thing.

Rimbaud III wrote:There would be no Islamic terrorism if Muslims ate bacon.

Muslims, you need this.

So tasty.

Maybe they could sit down to a meal with the Israelis in what will become known as The Great Bacon Dinner Peace Accord of 2006
Rimbaud, you are a genius.
A bacon genius.

And all along I though it was the sexual repression that kept these people fighting.

-A