Not dreams about EA members' members, thankfully.

Had my first dream featuring EA regulars last night. Oddly enough, they weren't any of the people I actually know in person.

Some of the Ifihadahifi guys owned a restaurant/bar in Lebanon and I went to visit them. Sounds like rotten timing, but it was actually just a normal, peaceful place. I guess that's how I could be sure it was a dream.

We just hung out and drank and chatted. We also ate a lot. Apparently, Lebanese dream cuisine resembles something Fear Factor contestants have to eat, but tastes delicious. I crashed at Dr. Awkward's pad and had a brief moment of worry because I didn't know all the exits and thought I'd better in case some jihadists broke down the door in the middle of the night. I wasn't particularly upset by the prospect, just thought it prudent.

Not an exciting or even particularly weird dream, except that it was about people I've never met and probably couldn't recognize by sight.

I dream about you every night. It's only natural.

I've been working on my astral projection. That was actually me on that unicorn, jousting that polar bear with Gary Coleman's face. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to astral-knit a Gary Coleman wig?)

Ty Webb wrote:Not an exciting or even particularly weird dream, except that it was about people I've never met and probably couldn't recognize by sight.

If Dr. Awkward cooked you anything it was a weird dream.

No, he didn't cook. We ate at the restaurant that was a joint venture of Ifihadahifi members. You guys were playing the cool, magnanimous restauranteurs for me - great service, heaping portions, lots of booze, etc.

I had a dream that Itchy and I were in a band. Except I don't know what Itchy looks like so it was just her teletubby avatar behind the drum kit. Minotaur was in the dream as well. He was in the front row at one of our shows taking pictures with his cell phone.

The End

Ty Webb wrote:No, he didn't cook. We ate at the restaurant that was a joint venture of Ifihadahifi members. You guys were playing the cool, magnanimous restauranteurs for me - great service, heaping portions, lots of booze, etc.

ok that sounds like us...

I've only met a few of you but I have dreams with your avatars in them- kind of like those Burger King commercials with the ceramic/fiberglass smiling King.

The Ty Webb hanging out with Boombats hoola-hoop smilie penis dream was creepy. And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.

mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.

That's amazing.

As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:

Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben

I have confessed.