Hey! I just went looking for the new version of this thread... and... couldn't find it... and realized the only references to this thread I could find were asking if there was a new one. Please Kerble if it turns out my searching was inadequate.

Anyway, I was listening to Killing Joke's SO36 earlier and to be honest when he says "So dead!" to me it sounds like he's shouting "Zidane!"

Continue, yes.

"Move like jaguar" in the Maroon 5 song.

Sweet - Fox on the Run, last line of the chorus sounds like "for fuck's sake".

Naked Raygun - Free Nation, sounds like he's singing "freemason".
Caaaastraaaatioooon... of a freeemaaasooon...

From “Photograph” by Def Leppard- Won’t you kerble me, if you dare

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Night Ranger - Sister Christian

Motorhead, watch your christful plight

kokorodoko wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:04 pm Night Ranger - Sister Christian

Motorhead, watch your christful plight

I always went with “Deodorant, watch the Price Is Right”

I was in a gift shop recently, and they had 'Mistaken Song Lyrics glasses' for sale. They had the usual "There's a bathroom on the right" and "Home me closer Tony Danza", but this one I thought was pretty funny:

Like a virgin
Touched for the 31st time

I didn’t realize until my late 20s that Cat Stevens wasn’t singing, “Oh, b-string sounding louder / ride on the b-string.”

https://www.premierrockforum.com/viewto ... 25&t=69394

Does this count? I can't remember if there were always 2 threads, 1 for misheard and one for intentionally altered.

Deep Purple - Anyone's Daughter

I think he sings "You're a farmer's daughter", but it sounded like "You're Obama's daughter".

Nirvana - School

"No reason
You'll ask her again"
Didn't know what exactly it means, but it spoke to me.

Turns out it's:
"No recess
You're in high school again"

I was disappointed since I find my version a lot better.